unknown seas; item list
keeping, but may trade if you want it
29. Monopoly - An obscure version of Monopoly based on a cartoon you’ve never heard of called “Big Bus City.” But hey, it’s still Monopoly, everyone’s favorite game for building closer bonds with your friends and family!
61. “Landscaping Aid” - It’s just a really big rock. Man, if one of you used this to kill someone else here at the bottom of the ocean… that’d be fucked up, huh?
40. Distinguished Dress - A beautiful, beautiful… article of clothing.
15. Malört - A bottle of a foul-tasting liquor produced and distributed exclusively in Chicago, Illinois. It’s literally named after wormwood, if you don’t like strong and bitter alcohol you’ll probably have a bad time.
32. Velvet Cape - A full velvet cape, perfect for swishing around and pretending you’re either an old-timey aristocrat or a vampire. Also useful if you wanna get a LARP started in here.
38. Punk Jeans - A pair of black skinny jeans torn and safety pinned back together so thoroughly, you’re not sure how much of the fabric is left. But hey, they fit!
52. Do-It-Yourself Mime Kit - A very fancy makeup kit! All in shades of white and black. If being a mime isn’t your thing, it might Miraculously help you fit in with a different group of people…
32. Velvet Cape - A full velvet cape, perfect for swishing around and pretending you’re either an old-timey aristocrat or a vampire. Also useful if you wanna get a LARP started in here.
24. Black Lotuss - Oh man, this is like the most expensive trading card in the… hang on now, it’s counterfeit! What a ripoff!
36. Weirdly Specific T-Shirt - Hang on, how many people does this actually apply to? Also it’s like size XXXL.
10. Diamond - Literally just a raw diamond, about the size of a pea, that looks freshly dug up from somewhere.
24. Black Lotuss - Oh man, this is like the most expensive trading card in the… hang on now, it’s counterfeit! What a ripoff!
32. Velvet Cape - A full velvet cape, perfect for swishing around and pretending you’re either an old-timey aristocrat or a vampire. Also useful if you wanna get a LARP started in here.
consumed/threw away
23. A Gallon of Seawater - Literally just some seawater spills out onto the floor from the mouth of the vending machine. Why this?
02. BBQ Sauce - A bottle of… barbeque sauce. Might be cool if you had, like, a barbeque!
45. I Can’t Believe it’s Not Margarine! - A single stick of unsalted butter. Better refrigerate it.
02. BBQ Sauce - A bottle of… barbeque sauce. Might be cool if you had, like, a barbeque!
46. Hand Bra - Who the heck left this in here? It almost seems like it belongs in a whole other world.
take this away please
Mr. Universe Shirt: a black XXL T-shirt with a "Mr. Universe" logo on it.
Starry Griffon - Appears to look like an assault rifle, but more or less behaves like a submachine gun. Definitely very dangerous in the wrong hands.
traded away/for
Withered Bouquet - A bundle of dried flowers. It's hard to tell but they seem to have been lilies.
Chalice of Beginnings - A golden chalice so elegantly crafted as if it was made by the hands of a goddess. Whatever it's original purpose was for now it's a simple cup.
29. Monopoly - An obscure version of Monopoly based on a cartoon you’ve never heard of called “Big Bus City.” But hey, it’s still Monopoly, everyone’s favorite game for building closer bonds with your friends and family!
61. “Landscaping Aid” - It’s just a really big rock. Man, if one of you used this to kill someone else here at the bottom of the ocean… that’d be fucked up, huh?
40. Distinguished Dress - A beautiful, beautiful… article of clothing.
15. Malört - A bottle of a foul-tasting liquor produced and distributed exclusively in Chicago, Illinois. It’s literally named after wormwood, if you don’t like strong and bitter alcohol you’ll probably have a bad time.
32. Velvet Cape - A full velvet cape, perfect for swishing around and pretending you’re either an old-timey aristocrat or a vampire. Also useful if you wanna get a LARP started in here.
38. Punk Jeans - A pair of black skinny jeans torn and safety pinned back together so thoroughly, you’re not sure how much of the fabric is left. But hey, they fit!
52. Do-It-Yourself Mime Kit - A very fancy makeup kit! All in shades of white and black. If being a mime isn’t your thing, it might Miraculously help you fit in with a different group of people…
32. Velvet Cape - A full velvet cape, perfect for swishing around and pretending you’re either an old-timey aristocrat or a vampire. Also useful if you wanna get a LARP started in here.
24. Black Lotuss - Oh man, this is like the most expensive trading card in the… hang on now, it’s counterfeit! What a ripoff!
36. Weirdly Specific T-Shirt - Hang on, how many people does this actually apply to? Also it’s like size XXXL.
10. Diamond - Literally just a raw diamond, about the size of a pea, that looks freshly dug up from somewhere.
24. Black Lotuss - Oh man, this is like the most expensive trading card in the… hang on now, it’s counterfeit! What a ripoff!
32. Velvet Cape - A full velvet cape, perfect for swishing around and pretending you’re either an old-timey aristocrat or a vampire. Also useful if you wanna get a LARP started in here.
consumed/threw away
23. A Gallon of Seawater - Literally just some seawater spills out onto the floor from the mouth of the vending machine. Why this?
02. BBQ Sauce - A bottle of… barbeque sauce. Might be cool if you had, like, a barbeque!
45. I Can’t Believe it’s Not Margarine! - A single stick of unsalted butter. Better refrigerate it.
02. BBQ Sauce - A bottle of… barbeque sauce. Might be cool if you had, like, a barbeque!
46. Hand Bra - Who the heck left this in here? It almost seems like it belongs in a whole other world.
take this away please
Mr. Universe Shirt: a black XXL T-shirt with a "Mr. Universe" logo on it.
Starry Griffon - Appears to look like an assault rifle, but more or less behaves like a submachine gun. Definitely very dangerous in the wrong hands.
traded away/for
Withered Bouquet - A bundle of dried flowers. It's hard to tell but they seem to have been lilies.
Chalice of Beginnings - A golden chalice so elegantly crafted as if it was made by the hands of a goddess. Whatever it's original purpose was for now it's a simple cup.

Mira
[The writing stops for a moment, the pen digging into the paper. Then the normal even writing continues.]
--Mira, you have every right to feel them.
I promised that I would look after you. I promised that I would stay by you and yet I cannot keep it. To be abandoned is a feeling that no one forgets easily. It could happen once or a hundred or a thousand times but the sting will never go away. The way the heart is torn asunder or the way the mind crumbles under the weight is never lessened.
This is why I am writing this letter. I betrayed you, whether on purpose or by accident yet still please remember your own promise. Do not let this tie you to the past. Do not let this wear you down.
I wish this could have been different. I wish I could have been the person you believe me to be. You held me, comforted me when my brother was murdered yet I cannot provide you the same service.
Seteth warned me in his letter that he did not wish me to wear myself to nothing trying to bring back our past. His words were centuries late. The person I once was ceased to be the moment Nemesis attacked our home. Sometimes I believe that there are shreds of that person still left in my heart. Moments like when I was with you.
It is not much yet I wish the same thing for you. For you to be strong and to weather this storm. You already are much stronger than I ever was. If for nothing else, please thrive for my own selfish heart.