![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
unknown seas; item list
Apr. 22nd, 2020 08:35 pmkeeping, but may trade if you want it
29. Monopoly - An obscure version of Monopoly based on a cartoon you’ve never heard of called “Big Bus City.” But hey, it’s still Monopoly, everyone’s favorite game for building closer bonds with your friends and family!
61. “Landscaping Aid” - It’s just a really big rock. Man, if one of you used this to kill someone else here at the bottom of the ocean… that’d be fucked up, huh?
40. Distinguished Dress - A beautiful, beautiful… article of clothing.
15. Malört - A bottle of a foul-tasting liquor produced and distributed exclusively in Chicago, Illinois. It’s literally named after wormwood, if you don’t like strong and bitter alcohol you’ll probably have a bad time.
32. Velvet Cape - A full velvet cape, perfect for swishing around and pretending you’re either an old-timey aristocrat or a vampire. Also useful if you wanna get a LARP started in here.
38. Punk Jeans - A pair of black skinny jeans torn and safety pinned back together so thoroughly, you’re not sure how much of the fabric is left. But hey, they fit!
52. Do-It-Yourself Mime Kit - A very fancy makeup kit! All in shades of white and black. If being a mime isn’t your thing, it might Miraculously help you fit in with a different group of people…
32. Velvet Cape - A full velvet cape, perfect for swishing around and pretending you’re either an old-timey aristocrat or a vampire. Also useful if you wanna get a LARP started in here.
24. Black Lotuss - Oh man, this is like the most expensive trading card in the… hang on now, it’s counterfeit! What a ripoff!
36. Weirdly Specific T-Shirt - Hang on, how many people does this actually apply to? Also it’s like size XXXL.
10. Diamond - Literally just a raw diamond, about the size of a pea, that looks freshly dug up from somewhere.
24. Black Lotuss - Oh man, this is like the most expensive trading card in the… hang on now, it’s counterfeit! What a ripoff!
32. Velvet Cape - A full velvet cape, perfect for swishing around and pretending you’re either an old-timey aristocrat or a vampire. Also useful if you wanna get a LARP started in here.
consumed/threw away
23. A Gallon of Seawater - Literally just some seawater spills out onto the floor from the mouth of the vending machine. Why this?
02. BBQ Sauce - A bottle of… barbeque sauce. Might be cool if you had, like, a barbeque!
45. I Can’t Believe it’s Not Margarine! - A single stick of unsalted butter. Better refrigerate it.
02. BBQ Sauce - A bottle of… barbeque sauce. Might be cool if you had, like, a barbeque!
46. Hand Bra - Who the heck left this in here? It almost seems like it belongs in a whole other world.
take this away please
Mr. Universe Shirt: a black XXL T-shirt with a "Mr. Universe" logo on it.
Starry Griffon - Appears to look like an assault rifle, but more or less behaves like a submachine gun. Definitely very dangerous in the wrong hands.
traded away/for
Withered Bouquet - A bundle of dried flowers. It's hard to tell but they seem to have been lilies.
Chalice of Beginnings - A golden chalice so elegantly crafted as if it was made by the hands of a goddess. Whatever it's original purpose was for now it's a simple cup.
29. Monopoly - An obscure version of Monopoly based on a cartoon you’ve never heard of called “Big Bus City.” But hey, it’s still Monopoly, everyone’s favorite game for building closer bonds with your friends and family!
61. “Landscaping Aid” - It’s just a really big rock. Man, if one of you used this to kill someone else here at the bottom of the ocean… that’d be fucked up, huh?
40. Distinguished Dress - A beautiful, beautiful… article of clothing.
15. Malört - A bottle of a foul-tasting liquor produced and distributed exclusively in Chicago, Illinois. It’s literally named after wormwood, if you don’t like strong and bitter alcohol you’ll probably have a bad time.
32. Velvet Cape - A full velvet cape, perfect for swishing around and pretending you’re either an old-timey aristocrat or a vampire. Also useful if you wanna get a LARP started in here.
38. Punk Jeans - A pair of black skinny jeans torn and safety pinned back together so thoroughly, you’re not sure how much of the fabric is left. But hey, they fit!
52. Do-It-Yourself Mime Kit - A very fancy makeup kit! All in shades of white and black. If being a mime isn’t your thing, it might Miraculously help you fit in with a different group of people…
32. Velvet Cape - A full velvet cape, perfect for swishing around and pretending you’re either an old-timey aristocrat or a vampire. Also useful if you wanna get a LARP started in here.
24. Black Lotuss - Oh man, this is like the most expensive trading card in the… hang on now, it’s counterfeit! What a ripoff!
36. Weirdly Specific T-Shirt - Hang on, how many people does this actually apply to? Also it’s like size XXXL.
10. Diamond - Literally just a raw diamond, about the size of a pea, that looks freshly dug up from somewhere.
24. Black Lotuss - Oh man, this is like the most expensive trading card in the… hang on now, it’s counterfeit! What a ripoff!
32. Velvet Cape - A full velvet cape, perfect for swishing around and pretending you’re either an old-timey aristocrat or a vampire. Also useful if you wanna get a LARP started in here.
consumed/threw away
23. A Gallon of Seawater - Literally just some seawater spills out onto the floor from the mouth of the vending machine. Why this?
02. BBQ Sauce - A bottle of… barbeque sauce. Might be cool if you had, like, a barbeque!
45. I Can’t Believe it’s Not Margarine! - A single stick of unsalted butter. Better refrigerate it.
02. BBQ Sauce - A bottle of… barbeque sauce. Might be cool if you had, like, a barbeque!
46. Hand Bra - Who the heck left this in here? It almost seems like it belongs in a whole other world.
take this away please
Mr. Universe Shirt: a black XXL T-shirt with a "Mr. Universe" logo on it.
Starry Griffon - Appears to look like an assault rifle, but more or less behaves like a submachine gun. Definitely very dangerous in the wrong hands.
traded away/for
Withered Bouquet - A bundle of dried flowers. It's hard to tell but they seem to have been lilies.
Chalice of Beginnings - A golden chalice so elegantly crafted as if it was made by the hands of a goddess. Whatever it's original purpose was for now it's a simple cup.
